it's the smell of old cum on the rug men walk their dirty feet on and the sweat from the chest of a man in a leather uniform.
quetzalcoitus:

1-2-whoops

quetzalcoitus:

1-2-whoops

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(Source: dirtyraccoon)

culturaldictionaryofdick:

Since we just sold $200 worth of masks this morning and are no longer pulling our hair out about money this month, here’s yesterday’s nap-time ding-a-ling to christen your weekend. Happy Friday.

culturaldictionaryofdick:

Since we just sold $200 worth of masks this morning and are no longer pulling our hair out about money this month, here’s yesterday’s nap-time ding-a-ling to christen your weekend. Happy Friday.

culturaldictionaryofdick:

I usually edit out my belly — but today, fuck it. Zero Belly-Shame Monday.

culturaldictionaryofdick:

I usually edit out my belly — but today, fuck it. Zero Belly-Shame Monday.

(via deltrice-royale)

thrdrate:

Morning boners are the purest of all boners.

thrdrate:

Morning boners are the purest of all boners.

thatsnotwhatimasking:

Everybody loves a nice bum.

thatsnotwhatimasking:

Everybody loves a nice bum.

(Source: njcub2008, via gentlemanfarmer)

culturaldictionaryofdick:

le vie en rose

culturaldictionaryofdick:

le vie en rose

(Source: bearsarerad)

(via queerrilla)